*tweak*'s definitions

Internet

at best: a boundless source of information, and a convenient way to keep in touch with people
at worst: a world of porn, blogs, and hackers

The Interent is over-rated

by *tweak* October 3, 2003

Strong Sad

the original emo kid, kari's bf..
cute little depressed guy

Awww.. strong sad, I'll be your friend

by *tweak* October 3, 2003

KISS

a never-explained action
how does smooshing your lips together and tasting each other's last meal qualify as romantic?

Me:"Kissing is weird"
General public: "amen"

by *tweak* September 17, 2003

reality tv

a TV genre in which you watch over-sexed people complain about each other

Reality TV is not very realistic

by *tweak* September 23, 2003

Strong Bad

awesome

hey, people who say he's not funny..if he's so terrible, why are you reading his emails?

by *tweak* October 3, 2003

drama dorks

the best people in the world
people who take part in drama club or something similar

i love drama dorks

by *tweak* September 18, 2003

woman

the female half of the human race. different from man in a few ways
1. More creative due to more right-brained-ness
2. Slighter smaller muscle mass
3. The ability to give birth
4. Usually more emotional due to biology
5. Usually less sex-crazed, again due to biology
6. and the obvious

Women are equal to men, and whoever say otherwise needs to be put in jail.

by *tweak* January 4, 2006