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Dan the panini man

THE MAN
THE MYTH
THE LEGEND

Dan the panini man sells paper towels now
so now he is Dan the paper towel man
and for every paper towel purchase
you get a free panini

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)not someone you kno August 8, 2020

soooo

the equivalent of:

the conversation died but i dont want to stop talking to you
soooo

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)not someone you kno August 10, 2020

Matthew

Matthew is the sweetest person you will ever meet. He has a beautiful smile he barely shows anyone. So if he does smile at you, consider it a blessing. Matthew is very smart and good at too many things and always has something he carries around everywhere. Be it a bag or a special pen, Matthews can always supply you with everything you need. Some Matthews may have a rough exterior, but inside is really sweet and interesting once they come to trust you enough. Once you get to know a Matthew enough, you can't imagine your life without them

Matthew outside of friend group: ...

Matthew inside friend group: wErE gOnNa BloW sOmetHInG uP
Concerned friend: Matthew are you sure-
Matthew: sHuT uP wHeRe mY bOmBs aT

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)not someone you kno August 7, 2020

Ultracrepidarianism

Literally a fancy word for Karen

Ultracrepidarianism means that they give opinions on something that they don't even know

ok COME ON
HAVE YOU EVER MET AN ANTI-VAXXER THAT ACTUALLY HAS A DEGREE IN MEDICINE AND PUT TOGETHER A GOOD ARGUMENT ON WHY VACCINES CAUSE AUTISM

Yea i didn't think so have a nice day

Ultracrepidarianism = karen

and nothing you say will change my mind

UnU have a nice day

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)not someone you kno August 9, 2020

was not published

the highest level of disappointment someone can receive from urban dictionary

Seriously
I dont think you can get more disappointed then receiving a
''____ was not published''
from urban dictionary for a definition you spent a ton of time on

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)not someone you kno August 10, 2020