bruh on god

What you say when someone is tripping until they see god

kid: can you smoke heroin
me: bruh on god

by #s r = 2 letters November 08, 2018

TSA

Useless government agency that does nothing but waste precious time and money.

The TSA’s budget should go elsewhere

by #s r = 2 letters March 17, 2019

Dick Dimension Portal

Any crack, hole, or chip through a drywall surface with a diameter more that 1.5 inches(37 mm)

You gotta close that dick dimension portal in your wall.

by #s r = 2 letters April 20, 2019

Big Skidolie

The god of joints and blunts. The god of rolled Mary Jane. If one is smoking the sacred grass rolled in a tobacco leaf or in paper, one must pray to big skidolie.

“Bop bop... big skidolie... please protect us from the bad spirits big skidolie.”

by #s r = 2 letters January 22, 2021

Egg sit

Sit in the fetal position contemplating life

Gays need to take an egg sit

by #s r = 2 letters April 17, 2019

rule of kewl

If something is kewl, it shall be overused

Dan: that new song is so good
Me: rule of kewl

Dan: Wtf?
Me: it’s gonna get overplayed

by #s r = 2 letters July 17, 2019

Jake Paul

A coconut water drinking plutonium eating man baby thing that is doing no work for the world. He is a practitioner of White Magic and negromancy so I guess the two cancel out. He is so toxic and disgusting as a person that 167 countries have a huge bounty on him and will terminate him if he is on their land.

"I'm pretty sure Jake Paul is a faggotron"

by #s r = 2 letters August 05, 2017