Urban Dictionary: Definitions by #1Shagger

The Dark Web

A place that cannot be accessed by your everyday browsers like Google, Internet Explorer or FireFox. Here you are completely anonymous, no one knows who the hell you are, The Dark Web is used by pedophiles, drug addicts, criminals, people wishing someone dead or people who want to visit a country and get some fake cash. They're are many things you can purchase, quite expensive tbh, probably the most notable thing you can buy is a hitman, these cost multiple K and will kill ANYONE, so make sure no one aint got no dirt on you, they can order this on you! Another "enjoyed" offering is 5-15 year old girl sex slaves who have been kidnapped by some sicko, drugs and weapons are common buy too. For some sick motherfuckers, the dark web is the leading porn industry, well sort of, PornHub is legal, Dark Web Porn is not, Why you ask? Well basically, these girls are underage, many of them 11 or 12 some even younger, the thing aswell, these girls did not consent to this, meaning it is rape, some tapes could end with murder of that girl aswell. It is not only girls though, plenty of boys are receiving this awful treatment too. There is also sick fucks fucking dogs and horses and other things which is bloody disgusting. If you don't believe me then see for yourself, but I ain't telling how to get there, ask your mates or search Google for instructions. Tbh for anyone browsing and curious I have no dirt on you but if anyone of you guys reading this actually partake in this then you are sick.

Guy 1: "I've seen things man"
Guy 2: "What did you see? And where!"
Guy 1: "On the Dark Web, there was a 11 year old girl being raped"
Guy 2: "Holy shit man!"

by #1Shagger August 27, 2018

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Lord Buckethead

An actual legit UK "politician" search him up on Google.

Lord Buckethead is an og

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Merseyside Derby

The rivalry between English football teams LIVERPOOL and EVERTON.

"There shall be the Merseyside derby next month"

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Pre-teen

One in the age of range of 10-12 between Childhood and Teenage years, they have for the most part shed their childness but have not fully converted into teens, many teens generally dislike pre-teens because they say they are B-tech teenage wannabes but that is wrong tbh, if these individuals wanna listen to "teenage" music or wear "teenage" clothes then they can do that, however the opposite is also bad, being to childish ,youngens will probably like their pre-teen child playmate but other pre-teens sure a HELLL won't think the same,the 'child' will not fit and face some teasing, so being pre-teen is kinda hard, you either gotta act like a teen and be disliked by the actual teens or a child and be disliked by your own age, you can't act the best of both cos with age it dont work like that.

Teenage gieser: "Those Pre-teen plebs, teenage wannabes!!"
Other teenager gieser: "Boy!!! They aint wannabes, they just share common interests!!!"

by #1Shagger August 27, 2018

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Club Penguin

A game created by Disney, was shut down last year, some absolute g has republished it, our saviour!!!
In Club Penguin you basically run around a map where you can hit the club and get some mad penguin pussy, go pizza place and eat pizza, go coffee shop, buy some Supreme and Rolex watches with some Gucci aswell, adopt a puffle and starve it to death and tip the iceberg which was impossible but they still tried anyway. Many kids had Club Penguin girlfriends and they go in each others igloos and type shit like *bounces on Dic K*
*Sucks Dic K
You Find that on YouTube aswell, proper weird.

"Let's Play Club Penguin with the lads!"

by #1Shagger August 27, 2018

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