#1 Two time gooner's definitions
(1) why I wish I was a man. I’ll give both definitions but the male one is what I heard from my friends so it may not be accurate.
Female gooning: Lay on a bed (how I’ve done it always) on your back (back is best experience) If you have no bed sheet, I’d recommend doing this with pants or underwear on from experience. Then, don’t instantly start rubbing your clit, touch yourself like shoulder wise and relax for best experience. Then after you are relaxed, slowly move your hand to your clit. I usually use index finger, but whatever makes you feel more better. Start rubbing your clit different directions SLOWLY. After a while, you can increase the pace. Then, start pumping your fingers in slowly. I have never ejected in my life so this is all I know.
Male: again, if you don’t have replaceable bedsheets keep your pants on. My friend just says he straight up goes for it so just put your hand/s in your pants and start jerking it. Also stroke it and shit like that idfk. After a while you should cum. I wish I was a male :(
(2) A person hired to do stuff. All I can think of are the mafioso (dream game) or mafioso’s goons (forsaken) XD
Female gooning: Lay on a bed (how I’ve done it always) on your back (back is best experience) If you have no bed sheet, I’d recommend doing this with pants or underwear on from experience. Then, don’t instantly start rubbing your clit, touch yourself like shoulder wise and relax for best experience. Then after you are relaxed, slowly move your hand to your clit. I usually use index finger, but whatever makes you feel more better. Start rubbing your clit different directions SLOWLY. After a while, you can increase the pace. Then, start pumping your fingers in slowly. I have never ejected in my life so this is all I know.
Male: again, if you don’t have replaceable bedsheets keep your pants on. My friend just says he straight up goes for it so just put your hand/s in your pants and start jerking it. Also stroke it and shit like that idfk. After a while you should cum. I wish I was a male :(
(2) A person hired to do stuff. All I can think of are the mafioso (dream game) or mafioso’s goons (forsaken) XD
Female: after seeing my partner, I was feeling a little wet. It was close to the end of the day so that was great. Just got done with reading, now it’s math time. I was starting to feel even more wet. I asked to go to the bathroom. Luckily, the teacher said yes. So, I got up and went to the bathroom. I was basically soaking wet now. I went into a stall quickly and took off my pants and underwear. Oh shit my scissors fell out! Hopefully no one saw that! Anyways, I started rubbing myself because I was too wet to calm myself. I accidentally moaned loudly. There were other girls in that bathroom. This was 5th grade but I was growing 6 years ahead of my age so I would’ve been 16. I was embarrassed because 4TH GRADERS were in there. I continued anyways because I was feeling GREAT. Some people were laughing. I don’t think I have ever been so deep into gooning that I have ejected in my entire life. I was about to eject, but I forgot I had 2 minutes. It has been 3 minutes. So I stop and lick my fingers clean. I walk out of the bathroom and go back to math like nothing happened. 5th graders are too innocent anyways.
Male: I saw some people that looked hot or shit like that and I instantly went to the bathroom because I was hard and it was (probably) noticeable. I got into a stall and I pulled off my pants. My cock felt the fresh air. I started relaxing myself because I was not in a rush. I started stroking myself shortly after. It felt so good. After a while, I ejected. I was relived.
Male: I saw some people that looked hot or shit like that and I instantly went to the bathroom because I was hard and it was (probably) noticeable. I got into a stall and I pulled off my pants. My cock felt the fresh air. I started relaxing myself because I was not in a rush. I started stroking myself shortly after. It felt so good. After a while, I ejected. I was relived.
by #1 Two time gooner October 8, 2025
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Frozen stairs, carpet in blood red
Seating goodbyes left unsaid, goodbyes left unsaid Despite our promises, here I am following your steps I'm following your steps
Drop by drop As your unchanging reality dampen my sleeve You kissed them off Through the fibers of my handkerchief I am fire Burn those who dare to care for me And my fuel are memories, fuel are memories of you They perish with the heat, perish with the heat So I can move on Flower of iron Shrivelled up to hide the imposter in me "Hey, why did you leave? Why did you leave?" Don't let those words out of me Imposter's about to speak
So I chewed on Huameitang
For whom the shelves hold on to the pages, hold on to the pages
Their pain, their joy were given value as they were rated
Frozen stairs, carpet in blood red
Seating goodbyes left unsaid, goodbyes left unsaid Despite our promises, here I am following your steps I'm following your steps
Drop by drop As your unchanging reality dampen my sleeve You kissed them off Through the fibers of my handkerchief I am fire Burn those who dare to care for me And my fuel are memories, fuel are memories of you They perish with the heat, perish with the heat So I can move on Flower of iron Shrivelled up to hide the imposter in me "Hey, why did you leave? Why did you leave?" Don't let those words out of me Imposter's about to speak
So I chewed on Huameitang
For whom the shelves hold on to the pages, hold on to the pages
Their pain, their joy were given value as they were rated
LISTEN TO IRON LOTUS NOW Isn't it ironic?
Greed is unlimited, freedom is a limited resource
Extra large for you means less for me
There'll be less for me
I banged the drums (Weiwu)
Court of hell (Weiwu)
Demanding a new trial (Weiwu)
You got the wrong head
Would you take mine instead, take mine instead?
Stop leading me on
World of titan allows me to live
Only in the mud down its feet
Though you're not with me, you're not with me
I'll never admit defeat
'Cause when I thought that every nice thing about me has become Canxiang
You showed me I still had an umbrella full of love inside me
Without you I could never be
So sincerely thank you for everything
It pains me to think
That my happiness turned out to be one of those fingers that strangled you until you couldn't breathe
Not ashamed to go this way
I just want to choose my fate
I'm on my last white rabbit Naitang
I am iron
In my blood it streams roots deep
With bruises on my knees, bruises on my knees
And ribs crushed down to pieces, crushed down to pieces
Nothing left to hold on
Actually wait
I do have one regret
That day before you left me
"You're my everything"
Before my thoughts began to speak
I bit my lip, said nothing
And just sucked on Maiyatang
Greed is unlimited, freedom is a limited resource
Extra large for you means less for me
There'll be less for me
I banged the drums (Weiwu)
Court of hell (Weiwu)
Demanding a new trial (Weiwu)
You got the wrong head
Would you take mine instead, take mine instead?
Stop leading me on
World of titan allows me to live
Only in the mud down its feet
Though you're not with me, you're not with me
I'll never admit defeat
'Cause when I thought that every nice thing about me has become Canxiang
You showed me I still had an umbrella full of love inside me
Without you I could never be
So sincerely thank you for everything
It pains me to think
That my happiness turned out to be one of those fingers that strangled you until you couldn't breathe
Not ashamed to go this way
I just want to choose my fate
I'm on my last white rabbit Naitang
I am iron
In my blood it streams roots deep
With bruises on my knees, bruises on my knees
And ribs crushed down to pieces, crushed down to pieces
Nothing left to hold on
Actually wait
I do have one regret
That day before you left me
"You're my everything"
Before my thoughts began to speak
I bit my lip, said nothing
And just sucked on Maiyatang
by #1 Two time gooner January 2, 2026
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