Definitions by #1 Banana

windex punch

1. Blue raspberry lemonade flavored koolaid
2. Literal windex

1. Wow, this “windex punch” is so good!
2. I wonder what windex tastes like

windex punch by #1 Banana April 20, 2018

Hurricane Tortilla 

The worst hurricane in recorded history. Affected all of Mexico. Shut down the tortilla making business for three years.

Person 1: Man, Hurricane Katrina was awful..
Person 2: What about Hurricane Tortilla?

Hurricane Tortilla by #1 Banana January 16, 2018

Weeaboo 

Someone who has become so obsessed with Japanese culture and anime that their brain melts into a pile of mush. Said person cannot speak one sentence without adding in a Japanese word.

A weeaboo came up to me and said, "Konichiwa Lauren-chan, your top is so kawaii! Desu!

Weeaboo by #1 Banana May 1, 2017

mexican chilis 

A Mexican man who illegally crossed the border into the US, and tells jokes at run down comedy clubs for money and sex.

Those mexican chilis are so silly!

mexican chilis by #1 Banana March 1, 2017