#1 Banana's definitions

windex punch

1. Blue raspberry lemonade flavored koolaid
2. Literal windex

1. Wow, this “windex punch” is so good!
2. I wonder what windex tastes like

by #1 Banana April 20, 2018

Hurricane Tortilla

The worst hurricane in recorded history. Affected all of Mexico. Shut down the tortilla making business for three years.

Person 1: Man, Hurricane Katrina was awful..
Person 2: What about Hurricane Tortilla?

by #1 Banana January 16, 2018

Weeaboo

Someone who has become so obsessed with Japanese culture and anime that their brain melts into a pile of mush. Said person cannot speak one sentence without adding in a Japanese word.

A weeaboo came up to me and said, "Konichiwa Lauren-chan, your top is so kawaii! Desu!

by #1 Banana May 1, 2017

mexican chilis

A Mexican man who illegally crossed the border into the US, and tells jokes at run down comedy clubs for money and sex.

Those mexican chilis are so silly!

by #1 Banana March 1, 2017