dylan beigh is the most loving and kind soul with the most handsome appearance and is perfect in every way possible, he's always there for you and is a good listener. having a laugh with him can brighten up your day in an instant and he always makes time for others. he's the strongest person mentally and physically and never fails to make anyone laugh or smile. he isn't aware of how cool he is, and he's the guy you wanna hang out with and talk to if you wanna have a good time
Get the dylan beighmug. The best Pookie bear in the world. He's a bit of a pervert, and he has big balls. He has kids in his basement and he's mine and mine only, so go fuck urself.
Get the Ghoshmug. 
The Ultimate Man. There cannot be a cooler person than this. People aspire to be an Appu. The epitome of all that is awesome and magnificent.
Why can't you be more like Appu
Get the Appumug. a rubber glove like sack that you can use on your penis to prevent pregnancy and infections, mainly used by virgins that don’t know how to pull out. This item can potentially save your life from bringing a devil spawn into this world in the near future.
Virgin: “Dude its my first time, what should i do?”
His friend: “Use a condom, so you dont have to worry about plan B.”
His friend: “Use a condom, so you dont have to worry about plan B.”
Get the Condommug.