A Xhosa guy with lots of bravery and courage n would take a bullet for you
He is loyal well sometimes but he is
He is loyal well sometimes but he is
Be happy to have a onkenathi
Get the onkenathimug. 
There is only one. And he’s one of the baddest mfs alive. No mom is safe cause he bangs them all, can easily kill a herd of Buffalo with only his mind. It’s rumored that he’s the real reason the Japanese surrendered. Not the atomic bomb. Loves to share his pot but will kill you for your pocket change after. Made Chuck Norris cry. I once seen him get hit by a car.. the car died.. known to kiss Tylers and clap Connors. He knows exactly what the worse thing Robert has ever done and will tell the world at his funeral cause there’s nothing you can do about it pussy. Runs faster than your average horse without sweat and has trained himself to hold his breath for 6 days straight underwater so can finger bang lonely dolphins in their head holes. Screaming his name will give extreme self satisfaction. He didn’t ask to be the best but someone had to be and I would say god chose squat but squat IS god. When squat dies and is put to rest Jesus will come back and the great simulation will stop and life itself will end before our very eyes. Above average size Jim dog.
Get the Squat Hastingsmug. 
The most amazing guy you will meet, sweet and funny. Very honest guy, he will always tell you the truth no matter what it is. He is the one who loves to party and loves to be around his friends. If Dino is your boyfriend you are the luckiest because he loves his girlfriend the most and is not ashamed to tell anyone how much he loves her, how great she is and beautiful. You have to love him.
Dino is the best! :)
Get the Dinomug.