Crankly

Someone who’s characteristics and actions are old, wrinkly, musty, crusty, with a spice of moist. This is the closest accurate definition, but this word is unexplainable

“You’re so crankly”
“What does that even mean”
“Idk man you just are crankly”

by November 26, 2021

chop down the tree

Jerk off

Hey I’m going to go chop down the tree

by July 06, 2023

.777.Ella

Super hot girl on tiktok

“Have you seen .777.Ella post?”
“Omg yes she’s so pretty!!”

by July 01, 2023

zxcvbnmlkjhgfdsaqwertyuiopmnbvcxzasdfghjklpoiuytrewq

When you are so bored that time and space are irrelevant so you just type zxcvbnmlkjhgfdsaqwertyuiopmnbvcxzasdfghjklpoiuytrewq

Guy 1. Oh man, I am bored! What do I do?
Guy 2. Just type zxcvbnmlkjhgfdsaqwertyuiopmnbvcxzasdfghjklpoiuytrewq Aww fuck well that was nothing

by September 15, 2020

Globalists

A collective mind, of severely misinformed, and self righteous wankers, that piss uphill, and stand down wind.

"You can wear a pink mason's apron son, but then you'll be known as one of those, ....
Globalists

~ Your Mum

by February 03, 2021

WWBSD

What Would a BDSM Submissive Do?

"I don't like Putin because he doesn't support the Russian Monarchist Party and I live by the motto WWBSD."

"That authoritarian crackdown is so bad, yeah it's so bad daddy. Give me more authoritarianism in the form of a hereditary head of state because that's so bad. Come on, I can take it. Give it to me. Yeah, yeah, I can be bad too daddy. WWBSD FOR LIFE. YEAAAAAH!"

by February 26, 2022

Porsche

A car that everyone wants, until they get it them selves. The car is a money whore, constant repairs do to the shitty German engineering. You are basically signing up to be the Porsche’s Sugar daddy. This car might be fast but it can never out run a check engine light.

The transmission fell out of my Porsche again

by September 15, 2020