Kamalini

Kamalini is such a funny girl. Her jokes are such knee slappers and everybody wants to be her. Unfortunately she is too funny and beautiful it’s unattainable for anyone else to be her. She is also very smart, known for being the most intelligent in any room. Mankind should be named after Kamalini because anyone else’s intelligence is a slap in the face to her. Kamalini being considered a human is crazy because she’s otherworldly. Her beauty is prettier than god. Tbh she is a god. ALL HAIL KAMALINI!
I want to be a Kamalini.
Let’s rename mankind to Kamalini.
by March 26, 2024
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creative incompetence

The shitty life hack, where someone asks you to do something and you do it so badly you are never asked to do it again.

"Creative incompetence"is defined by a paradoxical outlook that requires the incompetent person to use more energy and thought to do the task badly than to do it correctly in the first place.
Paris Hilton never liked being a DJ so, using a little creative incompetence, she designed set lists that included Norwegian mining songs and Hentai movie sound tracks. She now works incognito as a nail technician on Sunset Blvd.
by September 24, 2021
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ulseaphi

Ulseaphi is a youtube content creator with over 600 subs. Ulse streams at least once a month, and she's known to have an immaculate sense of humor.
"Ulse is really pog" - people after viewing ulseaphi's videos
by February 01, 2021
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Assassination coordinates

Your basic location. A meme unintentionally ceated by Elon Musk who began bannng people he claimed were tweeting his "assassination coordinates."
"Where you at man, lets meet up. Send me your assassination coordinates."
by December 15, 2022
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srinesh

The one who has a sporty mindset and never loses hope in any condition
it's non of your business , srinesh
by November 23, 2021
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plasmachaz

where you find out your whore of a friend, named chazzywazzybingbong, has a strange plasma growth on his penis and has to tell his mother.
god charlie no way you're a plasmachaz
by May 06, 2023
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Camweese

If you know a camweese I hope you find out sooner than later your life is already destroyed. If you date one they will turn their back on you within a second. If you ever meet a camweese STAY AWAY. I recommend not associating with one because all they want to do is have another person to turn their back on. One more thing, they are a huge cheater and a HUGE player. But all jokes aside they can sometimes be nice but also sometimes they might be a little Scrooge.
Oh look! Camweese is right there. I better stay away.
by December 20, 2020
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