short person: bend down.
Tall person: okay, why?
Short person: *slaps tall person*
tall person: what was that for?!
short person : its December 11 😏
Tall person: okay, why?
Short person: *slaps tall person*
tall person: what was that for?!
short person : its December 11 😏

A really loud, deaf cat that only stops meowing when he is asleep. Occasionally, he will gift you with a turd on your bed.

A boy who is extra chunky and has thick high eyebrows
When he gets angry (which is like every 2 seconds) he screams and hits people tho he is too weak to hit through a kleenex
He is half bald in the worst way possible so he wears a hat but we all know he has a monk haircut
He simps for one short girl tho now we aren't sure if he's straight because he says "women are dumb" and a truth or dare question "Are you straight" was answered with "no" which made the suspicions deeper.
When he gets angry (which is like every 2 seconds) he screams and hits people tho he is too weak to hit through a kleenex
He is half bald in the worst way possible so he wears a hat but we all know he has a monk haircut
He simps for one short girl tho now we aren't sure if he's straight because he says "women are dumb" and a truth or dare question "Are you straight" was answered with "no" which made the suspicions deeper.

a world almost like the upside down in stranger things, but completely centered around drew's. the good part of it is the "light shallow hole" which is filled with the perfect life, yet the bad part is the "deep dark hole." when you think of the drewniverse you think of good things in life.

The ability for gay men to video live stream themselves while masturbating in online meeting rooms. in front of other gay men doing the same.
Hey bro nice nuttwork last night , you might have a chance with that fat guy on camera 4, could be a job for you eventually.

A magical place that defies all logic and is used to spread memes and garfield fanfiction. Is also home to many modders and artists.
I'm just browsing the Brongus Drive right now i'll talk with you later.
Man I love the Brongus Drive.
Man I love the Brongus Drive.
