Listen Johnny, I know you have some thing weighing on your mind right now, just stop beating off behind the bush and say it.
Get the Beating off behind the bushmug. 
Someone who is "ugly" and unapealing to the average being but inside they are nothing but beautiful, loving and carring ...don't forget hilarious. They have and awkward vibe to them but once ppl understand their frequency life become blissful.
Get the Potatomug. 
Oh my god, is that a beanato?
Get the Beanatomug.