Alfie simmons

A “boxer” who claims he can fight but he’s actually a simp and can’t even throw a punch the gimp
person 1: “is that alfie simmons a good boxer?”
person 2:”is he fuck he’s a muppet”
by August 29, 2021
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jatari

A nerd wit no feeling love playin undertail games he could be funny wit out trying has a bright future ahead yu might think he’s game but he’s not and he’s a goat but antisocial wit the lady’s but he gonna get a white girl fasho and he love Roblox games
by July 24, 2024
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Montry

Usually a person from the slanted eye community. A Montry is a very stylish person and is always up to date on the latest brand name clothings making them typically a Hype beast. Collects sneakers as a hobby. You can always catch them styling their hair in any mirror they pass by using Suavecito or the all time favorite Johnny Slicks. Favorite catch phrase is “Loser, Faggot, Bitch” while expressing it with his hands in the shape of an L,F on his forehead followed by pointing at the person he thinks is a bitch.
Damn bro your the sexiest man in Okinawa you must be a Montry.
by September 08, 2020
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Lsay

- used to describe something that is good, special, unique, and such
- used to describe one's appearance
- another word to be used as the internet slang, 'slay'
"Omg that thing you did is so lsay"
by April 01, 2023
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Ockison

A severely mentally handicapped female Billy goat. Ockison’s are heartless, and if you ask them to a homecoming dance, chances are they will say yes and then bail on you 2 weeks before the event. They do not wear thongs because an insecure, paranoid, douche bag serial killer doesn’t allow it. Sometimes Ockison’s flap their ears as fast as they can, trying to fly.

On Tuesday’s, Ockison’s can be found painting random yard fences in small towns. When they play euchre, they become paranoid that the other team is cheating. Then they get frustrated because it takes them forever to lay their cards down – because of their billy goat hooves. They want opposable thumbs more than anything in the world. Simple things like turning door knobs, holding a shampoo bottle, and pouring milk (milk from a cow – not a goat) cannot be done easily because of their lack of thumbs. If you see an Ockison on the street, please be nice. Yes they can be heartless at times; but after all, they are mentally handicapped.
Drew: "Dude, did you see that Billy Goat? Why in the world is it flapping its ears like that? And why isn't it wearing a thong?"
Eric: "It must be an Ockison. Poor thing"
by July 14, 2011
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Durwood

by January 04, 2023
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Viktoriya

Viktoriya's such a dumbass fucking bitch lol
by March 27, 2022
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