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job job

1 aka a real job; a job with heath insurance; as opposed to an internship or the wonderful world of retail

2 a primary job; a day job
This isn't just another interview. This is for a job job.

I'm an editor--primarily of technical documentation for my JOB job, but I also dabbling in things like web site authoring on the side.
by mandingoe June 6, 2004
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droppin screens

Screening a phone call. Deliberately not answering a phone call because you dont want to talk to that particular person.
"Rick isn't answering his phone, he's droppin screens"
by A-Town Crew June 9, 2005
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Summer School

A nickname for a person (usually a girl) who exhibits no class (hence, Summer School).
"LaTiqua stole my boyfriend -- that's like school in summertime."

Or if someone is talking or acting trashy, say "Whatever you say, summer school."
by Caz July 25, 2004
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real world

1. The world outside the Internet.
2. The world outside the education system/academia.
3. The world as experienced by those who are not wealthy and have no friends in high places.
1. Sorry I haven't been in the chatroom lately, the real world got in the way.
2. All those bleedin'-heart intellectuals ain't got no idea 'bout the real world.
3. She has such an easy life. She should try living in the real world sometime.
by informative July 9, 2003
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gradumacate

The successful completion of four years of school, with passing grades. See also edumacate.
"At her high school gradumacation, Ellen whooped and hollered for joy, because she realized the joys that edumacation brings."

"After receiving C's in every high school class, Josiah was finally ready to gradumacate."
by Kim August 8, 2004
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infinity plus shipping and handling

Infinity plus shipping and handling is similar to infinity plus one. It stems from the idea that everything has shipping and handling tacked on when ordered.
"Does anybody know what's larger than infinity?"

"Nothing"

"No, infinity plus shipping and handling"

"WTF?"
by Bryan B June 9, 2005
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schooled

To teach a lesson to.
"I got schooled on that server last night by some f*cking hackers."

"I ended up scoring with that chick last night...Yeah I took her to school."

"It was a great fight. Tyson took that guy straight to school!"
by The_Lion October 17, 2003
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