a person with a newly-developed appreciation for a sports team; generally acquired after said team has won a championship or become otherwise popular.
Jimmy's newly uncurved Red Sox hat and Edgar Rentaria jersey showed that he was clearly a fansplant, in fact he was from upstate New York.
by C.D. Di Guardia January 10, 2006
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When the away team is backed up near the goal post, the 12th man makes a lot of noise, making it hard to communicate and for the lineman to hear the snap count.
When the away team is backed up near the goal post, the 12th man makes a lot of noise, making it hard to communicate and for the lineman to hear the snap count.
by bihgangsta January 15, 2006
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My goddamned monitor was flickering until I used some percussive maintenance; now it's totally dead and Help Desk is bringing me a new one.
by naz_ghul March 14, 2003
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"He lowjacked me out of my bling by flattery and making me feel uncomfortable that he didn't have any!"
by bling bling March 07, 2005
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by Brent Michael January 15, 2006
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Can be found as: Can you not?!, Can you not..., Can you.. not?
Can be found as: Can you not?!, Can you not..., Can you.. not?
by 881 December 30, 2005
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"What is that odd rectangular shaped device you have in your lap that appears to be filled with blue lined 2 dimensional pieces of non-digital substance?"
"Oh this is just my anablog...I write it in to remember things and keep my private thoughts"
"I see, so how do you post it when you're done?"
"Oh this is just my anablog...I write it in to remember things and keep my private thoughts"
"I see, so how do you post it when you're done?"
by Clintacus January 15, 2006
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