"What are you watching?"
"The Village, I haven't seen it yet."
"Cool... you know it's set in the present, right?"
"Oh, goddammit! Thanks for the mysterectomy!"
"The Village, I haven't seen it yet."
"Cool... you know it's set in the present, right?"
"Oh, goddammit! Thanks for the mysterectomy!"
by Ben Frey April 28, 2006

getting up (relatively)early, rushing to the local McDonalds, only to discover you missed the breakfast mark by .0005 of a second.
Guy that got dragged out of bed: Dude, that was such a McLetdown!
Guy that suggested it: sorry, man.
Guy that suggested it: sorry, man.
by bob_of_bobs July 31, 2008

When someone is submitting their resume to employers, particularly when trying desparately to escape a sinking ship.
by Cabron Mejor March 19, 2006

by JS July 24, 2003

Putting in some money toward the purchase of an item or items. Usually indicates a willingness to contribute.
by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004

(adjective) inferior quality; held in low social regard; old and delapidated; refers almost exclusively to inanimate material objects, not to people
We tried to pick up on these girls waiting for the bus, but I was driving my sister's janky 1989 geo metro so we just got clowned instead.
by the jankinator March 25, 2003

A mohawk, but instead of a "real" mohawk where you shave the sides of your head, you just glue up the middle part of your regular hair so that it is in the style of the mohawk.
"There was a punk show tonight, but I didn't want to shave the sides of my head so I just made my hair into a fauxhawk."
by Haushinka November 24, 2003
