Urban Dictionary

As in Playing footsie (under the table)

The act of flirting in which one secretly touches the feet or legs of another with one's own, as under a table.

To say that someone needs more experience in something. To tell someone they need to practice.

A brief romantic encounter usually occuring while traveling or on vacation, occasionally outwardly resembling a conventional relationship, but without any underlying comittment. May be rekindled at future opportunities.

Someone who asks many stupid, pointless, obnoxious questions.

The consummation of a relationship via SMS messages.

The act of misrepresenting yourself, for the sole purpose of getting laid.

When a e-commerce site is so slow that you just can't buy anything from them.