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get your weight up

To say that someone needs more experience in something. To tell someone they need to practice.
"you want to battle me? you need to get your weight up -- you cant beat me."
by Mr_Gone April 23, 2006
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locationship

A brief romantic encounter usually occuring while traveling or on vacation, occasionally outwardly resembling a conventional relationship, but without any underlying comittment. May be rekindled at future opportunities.
Melissa? yeah, she's cool. We had a brief locationship at the company retreat last fall.
by Chiefnutz October 16, 2005
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askhole

Someone who asks many stupid, pointless, obnoxious questions.
God! Jimmy is such an askhole. He won't stop asking me about my favorite teletubby and im about to smash him in the grill, kid.
by k and D sessions June 28, 2005
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textual intercourse

The consummation of a relationship via SMS messages.
Matt and Heather have been having textual intercourse for over a month.
by Chauncey Billups August 24, 2005
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Foreploy

The act of misrepresenting yourself, for the sole purpose of getting laid.
The whole evening was foreploy, the dickhead only wanted to "hit it".
by Dawn December 9, 2003
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commercide

When a e-commerce site is so slow that you just can't buy anything from them.
The store committed commercide when it gave me that error message... I just left and bought someplace else.
by William Agush October 30, 2006
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HAGS

Yearbook: "School year sucked--but HAGS!"
by catholicschoolgirls4life May 13, 2005
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