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hip replacement

The process of introducing a formerly cool person to a product or idea that attempts to make them cool again. Reinventing an individuals public persona through assocation or action.
Joe just had a hip replacement - he ditched his 20 year old CD Walkman for a new IPod.

Quentin Tarrantino gave John Travolta a 'hip replacement' with Pulp Fiction.
by Gavin Thiesfield April 27, 2007
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check your vitals

To check your email, myspace, facebook, blog, and/or any daily essential websites.
Check your vitals.

Get off the computer, whore. I need to check my vitals.

Hey, wanna go get something to eat?
Sure, but lemme finish checkin' my vitals first.
by malmix April 27, 2007
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free-timer

like a part-timer or a full-timer, but one major difference, a free-timer has no job. they have a lot of free time, so they are therefore a free-timer.
kaatisu: so, what do you do during the week?

girl in club: oh, im a free-timer.
by Kaatisu January 23, 2007
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flagaphile

One is so patriotic that they would gladly mate with the American flag.
Stephen Colbert is a flagaphile.
by David Altena December 25, 2008
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floordrobe

A form of storage for clothing which requires no hangers, drawers, doors or effort. Simply drop on the floor and you have a floordrobe.
We have a very stylish colonial-style his and hers walk-on floordrobe at home.
by Melander December 24, 2008
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clicktease

When a website or website link leads you to believe you will be seeing pornography or some other sexual material, when in fact this offer is false or misleading.
"Man, I thought that email was totally my ticket to free porn, but it ended just being home loans and pay sites! What a clicktease!"
by Whitney R. April 17, 2007
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break your crayons

Make you very upset or sad, or ruin your whole day.
"Dude, don't worry about him, he's just tryin' to break your crayons. Just let it slide."
by Irish Dave April 21, 2007
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