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floordrobe

A form of storage for clothing which requires no hangers, drawers, doors or effort. Simply drop on the floor and you have a floordrobe.
We have a very stylish colonial-style his and hers walk-on floordrobe at home.
by Melander December 24, 2008
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clicktease

When a website or website link leads you to believe you will be seeing pornography or some other sexual material, when in fact this offer is false or misleading.
"Man, I thought that email was totally my ticket to free porn, but it ended just being home loans and pay sites! What a clicktease!"
by Whitney R. April 17, 2007
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break your crayons

Make you very upset or sad, or ruin your whole day.
"Dude, don't worry about him, he's just tryin' to break your crayons. Just let it slide."
by Irish Dave April 21, 2007
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globfrag

Coined word from globalization and fragmentation; as the world becomes more globalized with increasing technology and knowledge, more fragmentation occurs among individuals and societies.
You only need to look into a person's bedroom to realize the seriousness of globfrag. He is stuck on his computer 24/7 with instant knowledge from all over the globe at his fingertips, yet does not know what his family is up to.
by Izabel May 29, 2005
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girlfriend voice

The change in pitch or tone of a man's voice when talking to their significant other. The girlfriend voice is characterized by a higher pitch and a more effeminate tone with speech patterns scattered with pet names and childish words.

This type of speech is usually frowned upon when used in the presence of other men. When another man uses this voice they will usually receive a fair amount of ridicule.
"Did you hear Bob's wicked girlfriend voice when he was talking to Lisa? Let's whip his ass!"
by GFVFTL February 8, 2006
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wake and bake

Morning Drew, I got 10 dollars, feel like a wake n' bake?
by Anonymous July 2, 2003
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escape goat

Someone flirted with, obsessed over and generally courted by a person in a relationship they want to get out of in the hope that it will give them the courage and will to leave.
Jennifer was John's escape goat when he couldn't bring himself to leave Caroline.
by Esther Schillinger April 18, 2007
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