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Urban Dictionary

bridalplasty

Receiving plastic surgery (or surgeries) in anticipation of one's wedding, as popularized by the megahit E! documentary series entitled Bridalplasty
I hardly recognized her at the wedding due to her extensive Bridalplasty
bridalplasty by anonymous August 17, 2024
the scum bag police force of Northern Ireland
also referred to as the PSNI, RUC or those black bastards
named after Sir Robert Peel , who founded the metropoltain police in Britain and the 6 counties.
colly: "Use 'ens comin' down for yer carry out or wa?"
paddy: "Na mate, the peelers are about, ye'd get lifted"
colly "Fuck the black bastards!"
peelers by up-da-ra April 16, 2007

Jetway Jesus

When people fake the use of a wheelchair to get early boarding on a flight, but when the flight lands and they are miraculously able to walk off the plane on their own two feet, they've been "healed" by Jetway Jesus.
My flight yesterday had 10 people who needed wheelchairs to board and only two who needed wheelchairs to get off. Jetway Jesus must've been really busy on that flight!
Jetway Jesus by ahirebet July 23, 2024

guy height 

How tall a guy claims to be-- usually 1 or 2 inches taller than his actual height.
"So, Mike says he's 5'9", but I know I'm 5'8", and Mike's shorter than me."
"Mike's actually 5'7", he just told you how tall he was in guy height."
guy height by Mlbl September 5, 2015

Thot Experiment 

Trying on a sexy/slutty outfit in the comfort of one’s home
I went through my whole wardrobe thot experimenting
Thot Experiment by Faintsaint October 2, 2023

Ol' beep boop 

Too respond to emotional advances with distance (e.g. as a robot might). To respond coldly to another's codependence.
He caught the feels a little too fast, so I had to give him the ol' beep boop
Ol' beep boop by Sassy_Dawood January 9, 2018