Urban Dictionary
reality-distortion field n. An expression used to describe the persuasive ability of managers like Steve Jobs (the term originated at Apple Computer in the 1980's to describe his peculiar charisma). Those close to these managers become passionately committed to possibly insane projects, without regard to the practicality of their implementation or competitive forces in the marketpace.
"A reality distortion field. In Steve's presence, reality is malleable. He can convince anyone of practically anything. It wears off when he's not around, but it makes it hard to have realistic schedules."
by Matrix9180 August 12, 2004
Get the reality distortion fieldmug. Similar to that of a doppleganger, it is another individual with the same name as you whose records and/or stories are mixed in with your own when you Google yourself.
by shilohfire October 22, 2007
Get the googlegangermug. 
by catie H December 11, 2003
Get the jkmug. Bringing personal work to the office: paying bills, playing games and reading online newspapers on company time (OCT).
by C.J.Matrix September 9, 2003
Get the reverse telecommutingmug. When it's time to go,you yell "Church on the move"-- everyone you're with knows to leave the location.
Snoop Dogg-- when you're at the club and its time to bounce you yell "Church on the move" and everyone knows its time to get up outta there!
by sarah Mc January 6, 2008
Get the church on the movemug.