The political union of Bill and Hillary Clinton.

Mnemonic device for "Air Conditioner Booty": a woman whose buttocks, when viewed from the side, resemble a wall-unit air conditioner protruding from a house.

Anyone who stands over your shoulder as you use the internet, directing your internet(s) navigation

The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party during an election year.

When a woman is turned on by the sight of her husband/boyfriend/partner doing regular household chores, that she would normally be doing.

A pronoun used in reference to oneself (synonym- me)

A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.

The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.