Urban Dictionary, December 24: goat rope

goat rope

A situation or activity that has become completely fucked up, or, an exercise in futility. The phrase comes from the image of a goat, tied down with a rope, humping the rope but not getting anywhere. Similar to goat fuck.

These directions are useless - trying to find this place is such a goat rope.

by johnny501 October 9, 2005

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FMI

For My Information

FMI, does Colin go to the gym on Main Street or on Water Street?

by Amanda Maillet July 23, 2008

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spin doctor

1) somebody who works in or for the media who ensures that the public understands things from a certain perspective.

2) a radio station DJ, or MC at a club or event.

1) we think that the spin doctors at the local TV station helped the mayor win the election.

2) the club boom anniversary party spin doctor was awesome!

by Bungalow Bill July 1, 2004

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quan

When you are one with something. Suggests unity or completion. A loosely defined quality combining or uniting athletic skill with love and respect, as well as money.

This word is used in the movie Jerry Maguire by Tom Cruise and Cuba Gooding Jr. "Jerry, you are the ambassador of quan." And "Some players have coin, but I have the quan."

by jyther November 22, 2002

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lego hair

a particularly shitty male haircut in which the sides cover the ears and the hair appears to be "snap on".

Cha Chi hadn't had a haircut in weeks. When he showed up it looked like he had lego hair.

by daniel hanner January 2, 2007

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manicorn

a mythical male creature who is successful (read: pursuing his passion and can pay his electric bills/rent), funny, chivalrous, masculine (read: not chauvinistic), adventurous, artistic (read: not suicidal).

See any John Cusack film (or Chuck Klosterman's witty commentary on Fake Love in Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Pops), any romantic comedy where the flawed guy comes through in the end...

"Where is my manicorn? I keep going out with all these losers!"

"Too bad I settled when I got married, I just met my manicorn."

by B&E April 12, 2007

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