The act of two persons using their mouths to perform sexual intercourse.
These two persons can be of the same or opposite sex but they are rarely a married couple.
These two persons can be of the same or opposite sex but they are rarely a married couple.
by Cheerleader Fucker August 25, 2004
Get the oral sexmug. by Bob Box February 22, 2009
Get the time vampiremug. Similar to a carbon offset. Involves bringing a girl/girls to a party to increase your chances of getting in by negating the effect of another guy in the place.
Guy 1: Damn, this party is a real sausage fest, we're never getting in.
Guy 2: Relax, I brought Alesia and Watermelondrea as dick offsets.
Guy 2: Relax, I brought Alesia and Watermelondrea as dick offsets.
by VoytekTumanov January 23, 2010
Get the Dick Offsetmug. by SS4417 September 06, 2009
Get the hyphenatedmug. When someone retires from a legendary television franchise, passes the torch to a worthy successor. Then he gets bored and starts a new show which sucks and then asks for their old job back by firing the successor.
by tas46064 January 14, 2010
Get the Leno Givermug. When a woman wears a pair of tight jeans that makes her flab spill out over the waistband, just like the top of a muffin sits over the edge of the paper case.
by Kifujin February 10, 2005
Get the muffin topmug. The responsibilities of a boyfriend/husband to his girlfriend/wife to make attempts and succeed at seducing his mate.
Lucy: Ricky, you need to satisfy your seduciary responsibility in this relationship, I'm not feeling the romance.
Ricky: Yes dear.
Ricky: Yes dear.
by fiftydeep April 28, 2009
Get the Seduciary Responsibilitymug.