Where Mitt Romney gets his women from

Short form of would've and would have. (Uses less pixels). Usually used to annoy pedants.

When love at first sight blossoms for people who met on facebook.

A pair of short shorts that when you wear them your 'booty' 'hangs' out of the bottom.

A person will use this greeting when he or she forgets the other person's name and tries to hide that fact.

A picture taken of yourself that is planned to be uploaded to Facebook, Myspace or any other sort of social networking website. You can usually see the person's arm holding out the camera in which case you can clearly tell that this person does not have any friends to take pictures of them so they resort to Myspace to find internet friends and post pictures of themselves, taken by themselves. A selfie is usually accompanied by a kissy face or the individual looking in a direction that is not towards the camera.

A term describing a person who sneaks into the gym without paying, or someone who uses another's gym pass in order to work out.