bittertweet

The act of sending a tweet in which the user reflects on a sentimental moment of their life, i.e. a graduation, the end of a life period, or the passing of a loved one.
"OMG No longer in high school!!! Gonna miss it but moving on to bigger and better things!"

"RIP Grampa Joe. You lived a great long life but I'm glad you're in a better place now."

"All these bittertweets are bumming me out, man."
by SamSJS June 21, 2012
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liketurbate

You just know Bob is going to sit over there and liketurbate
by ChadAlanJackson June 20, 2012
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dorkus malorkus

Latin for dork. From the Simpsons when Barts say to Lisa: "You are...as they say in Latin...a dorkus-malorkus."

Who said the dorkus malorkus from General Accounting could come to the party to dork it up? Send them home, they're nerding up a good time.
by JeremyS August 21, 2006
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Feelings

Those damn things that show up when you're trying to have sex.
Or watching a sad movie.
by Gallballs84 February 19, 2009
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Gherkinson's Disease

‎The condition which compels men to overcompensate their lack of manhood by overachieving in other areas, bodybuilding, for example,
Gherkinson's Disease, I'm 6 foot 5 and washboard abs. Black belt in karate and drive a Maserati.
by mottman March 07, 2012
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friending spree

Randomly adding anyone you come across on a social network, including complete strangers
Hey, Paul's on a friending spree, he's got a 1000 friends already on his facebook.
by SA1T June 18, 2011
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Friend Barrier

A wall of friends that protect indecent exposure from others. Used for women changing clothes in class to girls showing their tits.
Girl: Hey guys help me get this shirt off.
Friend: Let's make a friend barrier.
Friends make a circle around Girl.

Guy: I dare you to show your breasts.
Girl: Fine, just make me a friend barrier.
by Hermjesnez March 08, 2012
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