Urban Dictionary

Food that has fallen to the floor that you pick up and eat anyway

When you lead someone on via text message.

Heavy anal flow resulting from excessive alcohol consumption often accompanied with severe pains

Expressing oneself using several business buzzwords in rapid succession.

The act of abstaining from masturbation during the month of December.

The internet analog of buyer's remorse, wherein one comes to regret having clicked on a link of interest after they look up at the clock minutes or hours later and realize that they have invested an inordinate amount of time reading an article, playing a game, conversing with someone, looking at photos, etc. which they would not have spent had they resisted the impulse to "check it out"...

One that has money beyond that of a normal baller yet pays less taxes than a street pharmaceutical rep or an illegal immigrant.