by eculaugh April 13, 2011
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The indecipherable language taught in MBA factories where the user has mastered the art of using large, multisyllabic words to make meaningless, intelligent sounding action statements.
The presenter stated in MBAese, "We are aggressively leveraging existing assets to affect a paradigm shift interdepartmental synergy."
quoted translation: We got a loan to buy a new phone, and then called Steve from HR.
quoted translation: We got a loan to buy a new phone, and then called Steve from HR.
by ralphWookie March 25, 2011
"Word up kids? Yo yo yo the notorious M.O.M. is in the house, homeyz! Better eat your veggies before I bust a cap on yo white ass."
"Your mom's fucked up, dude."
"Your mom's fucked up, dude."
by Nick D February 25, 2003
A phrase used in response to someone whining about not being able to find something on Google.
An expert googler would then show some resemblance of pity and assist by immediately googling for the desired information successfully.
An expert googler would then show some resemblance of pity and assist by immediately googling for the desired information successfully.
Dude, I don't know what it means to kill two frogs with one dart, and I can't freakin find the definition on google!
Google harder you idiot...
Google harder you idiot...
by attifinch May 5, 2011
by horination March 15, 2010
(adj.) being in a state in which one is utterly and completely unable to distinguish fact from fiction, and is thus obviously and undeniably full of shit.
Most politicians are reality challenged. So are a number of attorneys, as well as most people living in Hollywood.
To use it in a sentence: "That guy is SO reality challenged... that he can't even tell shit from Shinola!"
To use it in a sentence: "That guy is SO reality challenged... that he can't even tell shit from Shinola!"
by Tom Navarro September 9, 2007
Rejection of and ridicule for an offered good or service by feigning satiation. When "No Thank You" just won't do.
Person A: "Would you like to try some of my new recipe? It's Guacamole Crab Dip."
Person B: "No, I'm good"
Person A (on the phone): "Hey, Jenny. You've been studying too hard. How 'bout I swing by your apartment and give you a back rub?"
Jenny: "No. I'm good"
Person A: Do you want to go down to the Creepy Crawl and see The Wheezing Coughers?
Person B: "No thanks, I'm good."
Person B: "No, I'm good"
Person A (on the phone): "Hey, Jenny. You've been studying too hard. How 'bout I swing by your apartment and give you a back rub?"
Jenny: "No. I'm good"
Person A: Do you want to go down to the Creepy Crawl and see The Wheezing Coughers?
Person B: "No thanks, I'm good."
by USMale October 7, 2008