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shit no bricks

An exhortation to be calm and take things in stride - akin to "get a grip" or "chill".
Well, the Republicans won the Presidency again, but shit no bricks, my fellow Americans, Socialism is on its way.
by dexter sinister November 27, 2013
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Constructophilia

A fetish involving a desire to engage in sexual activity with man made constructions. These may include, buildings, houses, towers and bridges.
Matt: Yo sally, have you heard about James and his constructophilia? He totally had sex with a bridge last night!

Sally: What the fuck.
by Bridgelover69 August 8, 2013
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Sleepy Bear Syndrome

The anger occurring after someone accidentally wakes you up during, or on the precipice of a nap.
My brother woke me up while I was napping today. I almost gave him the full wrath of my Sleepy Bear Syndrome.
by Mranonymous July 20, 2013
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Recliner Sit-Ups

The act of repeatedly leaning back on a recliner and leaning up again.
Tom got kicked out of that furniture store for doing recliner sit-ups.
by Atheistzilla July 17, 2013
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facebook shithead

Someone who you know personally, and by the power of facebook turns into this magical philosopher, problem solver, visionary speaker and just a general complainer of life who doesn't know shit from clay and you know for a fact they are the stupidest dweeb ever!
Sue- "whteva btchs ihm sooo tuff and imma gt awn wif it . u cnt gt me dwn coz im strng. im nt fazd by u".

Me- "learn to spell you Facebook Shithead"

Jack- "I love life, I love all of you. Thank you world. Etc
Me- " This guys a total Facebook Shithead"
by The_Def_Master December 3, 2013
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Human charity shield

What you become if someone walks close behind you to avoid getting hassled by charity collectors in the street.
"I had to use an innocent woman as a human charity shield on my way home from work to avoid the oxfam collectors."
by Swedge June 3, 2013
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dadmire

to admire someone for their fatherly qualities; to love someone as a father figure
You: "Wow, I really love our teacher."

Friend: "OoO someone's got the hots for Mr. T!"

You: "No, I just dadmire him."
by Dadmirer123 October 30, 2013
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