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motorfloating

v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts, and staying motionless/silent, like floating calmly on two nice soft billowy clouds. Opposite of motorboat.
Madison laid down on the bed to let Ethan motorboat her, but Ethan was so drunk that he passed out as soon as he put his face between her breasts. Now he's just motorfloating on Madison's boobies and she's stuck there until he wakes up. I hope he doesn't puke on her!
by culchan October 28, 2013
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Bad porno pun

A type of bad pun especially prevalent within the poor writing of low budget or basement project porn videos. These are especially noteworthy when the porno, the pun, or both are in reference to a popular slang or media element within the generation of the film's creation.
"You've got Male Genitalia" is a bad porno pun of "You've Got Mail" and male genitalia.
by Cheese Cookie Monster October 28, 2013
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Birth Vegan

Somone who has never eaten meat. A vegetarian from birth
I became a vegan I was thirty when but my kids will be birth vegans.
by Spinroyd October 23, 2013
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wash the cat

An excuse to blow off a date or appointment.
Oh shit man. I'm sorry I cant make your party. I've got to wash the cat.
by EastCoastBronco October 25, 2013
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stealership

Business entity where one can purchase vehicles or have vehicle maintenance and repairs performed at exorbitant prices. Remember to bend over and bring lots of lube. Variant of dealership.
Sorry bro, I don't have the rent money, I just had to pay $1300 to get my ride fixed. Next time I won't take it to the fucking stealership!
by ScottyG October 6, 2005
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Passive learning

Watching tv and letting the knowledge come to you
Instead of going to school today I'm gonna sit back and do some passive learning.
by Erni October 20, 2013
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poverty porn

Maury, Jerry Springer, and any show that purposefully uses the extremely poor and/or desperate uneducated people to exploit them for the purpose of entertainment.
"Every time I see a show that involves poor people fighting, it just gives me the worst poverty porn vibe."
by Nenona571 October 20, 2013
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