When you approach a member of the opposite sex to ask them out and they respond with a pitying smile.
Robert confidently approached the blonde at the bar and offered to buy her a drink. She briefly turned to him, gave a pitying smile, then turned away as if nothing had happened. Robert, visibly deflated, slunk back to his friends. One turned to him sympathetically and said, 'Smilezoned again?' A dejected Robert nodded pathetically, then wept into his cheap off-brand vodka and cola.
by SMZ June 03, 2013
A person who holds a significant amount of money tied up in Gift Cards, Store Credit, Groupons and other forms of vouchers.
Financial Advisor: Do you know your networth?
Gift Card Millionaire: Do you include Gift Cards? Because that would significantly affect the day I can retire.
Gift Card Millionaire: Do you include Gift Cards? Because that would significantly affect the day I can retire.
by Gift Card Millionaire December 05, 2012
The feeling of excitement when exacting petty revenge, or simply witnessing someone get what they deserve.
1:
- "Hey, did you hear about the Westboro Baptist Church picketing a soldier's funeral this weekend?"
- "No, what happened?"
- "The police formed a barrier around the cemetery and arrested the ones that tried to get in. Gave me a raging justice boner."
2:
- "Remember how Jeff has been stealing my lemonade on his lunch break?"
- "Yeah, why?
- "Well, today I filled the bottle with my own urine instead, and I saw him try to drink it, then run into the bathroom and puke. HUGE justice boner."
- "Hey, did you hear about the Westboro Baptist Church picketing a soldier's funeral this weekend?"
- "No, what happened?"
- "The police formed a barrier around the cemetery and arrested the ones that tried to get in. Gave me a raging justice boner."
2:
- "Remember how Jeff has been stealing my lemonade on his lunch break?"
- "Yeah, why?
- "Well, today I filled the bottle with my own urine instead, and I saw him try to drink it, then run into the bathroom and puke. HUGE justice boner."
by jet_tripleseven June 02, 2013
An acronym -
"Sorry Mate, I Didn't See You" is a common excuse given by cagers in car-motorcycle accidents.
"Sorry Mate, I Didn't See You" is a common excuse given by cagers in car-motorcycle accidents.
by larry arizona May 04, 2006
a burp laced with a little vomit, usually occurs when you've had one too many and it has become difficult to distinguish between the two
by Herb N. Dictionary October 28, 2002
A "Homance" is the female equivalent of a Bromance. A homance is a strong love between two straight females, the relationship can be described as closer than friends but less than a dating relationship.
Man Ashley and Kristen have such a Homance!
-We aren't Lesbians, We're bestfriends! We're a Homance!
-We aren't Lesbians, We're bestfriends! We're a Homance!
by K10_11 July 27, 2010
an instagram post that features the user boasting about their life, usually in the form of food or leisure/travel.
person a: "did you see the gloatgram that kevin posted?"
person b: "no."
person a: "he was in tahiti sipping mai tai out of a golden chalice."
person b: "what a dick."
person b: "no."
person a: "he was in tahiti sipping mai tai out of a golden chalice."
person b: "what a dick."
by QuiteIlliterate May 28, 2013