Urban Dictionary, January 1: Plutobrat

Plutobrat

Ruling class of wealthy spoiled children that grew old but never grew up.

The plutobrats tried to buy the Presidential Election of 2012 and failed.

by Wisdom Seeker March 16, 2013

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Praise Google Christ!

When you put your troubles at the feet of Almighty Google and find yourself a miracle.

I couldn't get my computer to start and Praise Google Christ! I found the answer and it works!

by MDub75 September 11, 2013

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christmas fatigues

1. camouflage consisting of red, green, and white.

2. Wearing a hodgepodge of Christmas colors in an unfashionable manor.

Careful not to wear your Christmas Pajamas with your Christmas sweater or you will be accused of wearing Christmas fatigues.

Actually I own a Pajama pants that is red, green, and white camo. Christmas Fatigues.

by DRFNM November 5, 2013

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facepsalm

The equivalent of a a facepalm (used out of disgust/defeat at having to entertain the musings of a moron), specifically used when dealing with a religious fundamentalist gomer, who reflexively recites hypocritical psychotic monkey garbage in the absence of any rational thought.

"Did you hear what my hero, the demi-god Pat Robertson said about homosexuality and belly buttons?"

"Holy shit... wasn't it something about innies & outies?"

"Yeah, God says that 'the way it dips is the way you flip,' Matthew 2013..."

"You're an idiot (facepsalm)."

by craftywolf April 1, 2013

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Eggnogling

To ogle or Eye fuck a stranger during the Christmas season.

I can't stop eggnogling that chick over there in the Christmas sweater.

by Heavysemi November 4, 2013

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Canine whipped

A household that is run by a pet. Specifically a dog. What the dog wants, it gets, and when it wants it. Typically the owners do not see the scenario at all and comment on their "wonderful pet". Outsiders and friends though can see the caos and true pecking order.

Friend says "man you are canine whipped". Similar term used for girlfriends and wives.

Examples for being "canine whipped" can include:

Get up multiple times in night to let dog out.
Dog will not come to you when you call it.
Dog sits in middle of road ignoring cars
Dog jumps out car window while car is moving
Have to drive car around road to exhaust dog so can catch it when it stands still
Relaxing walk with friend and dogs ends in running and yelling match to try and keep dogs under control.

by MtIronWalker September 18, 2013

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