by Austin Broach February 26, 2008
Expressions or actions performed that causes your boner to go into "shock" or go back into the flaccid stage.
That girl gave me boner shock when right before sex she said "I always forgets to take my birth control."
by MR. B3NNY December 09, 2010
mom: David, go do your homeowrk,
David: get off my planet, i am going to Adam's house.
mom: I refuse to help you to save your sinking Titanic
David: get off my planet, i am going to Adam's house.
mom: I refuse to help you to save your sinking Titanic
by Sexydimma January 07, 2014
by truck drivin jim April 09, 2009
A person on any type of online gaming voice chat, whose voice is really high, resulting from not going through puberty yet, or their voice cracking alot. Typically ages 6-14. (yes, 6 year olds play COD)
Squeaker: *high voice* God dammit! Why did you kill me?
Normal person: Go to hell, squeaker shit.
Squeaker has left the game.
Normal person: Go to hell, squeaker shit.
Squeaker has left the game.
by bobertdupp June 18, 2013
Dad:"Would you rather me be fat and happy? or skinny and cranky?"
Mom:"Fat and happy"
Little girl at school:"My Daddy is Fappy"
Mom:"Fat and happy"
Little girl at school:"My Daddy is Fappy"
by M-Dizzle Fo Shizzle February 05, 2006
The act of texting while taking a shit. Sometimes, the textee is unaware that the texter is shitting.
Emma and Sara have important conversations while shexting on a regular basis.
Sara (text): hey where are you?
Emma (text): um...in...*cough*...bed?
Sara: ARE YOU SHEXTING ME?
Emma: YEAH BITCH.
Sara: Mkay
Sara (text): hey where are you?
Emma (text): um...in...*cough*...bed?
Sara: ARE YOU SHEXTING ME?
Emma: YEAH BITCH.
Sara: Mkay
by eeemma_aras January 21, 2009