Urban Dictionary
A cardboard salesman is like a snake oil salesman but of the modern era. Stupid ass products they sell may be things that you don't even need, like quesadilla makers or scams like a $30 laptop online
15-year-old trust fund kid: My stupid ass tried to buy a $5 1 TB USB online from a cardboard salesman
by Tax Evasion & Fraud September 11, 2022
Get the Cardboard Salesmanmug. “I just lost an AirPod to my bedcrack.”
by carterUD February 17, 2022
Get the bedcrackmug. by Epicgamer69,420 January 5, 2020
Get the Sneaker Headmug. si-gogglin Adj.
Not built correctly, crooked, skewed, out of balance.
This term is common in the Appalachian region of North America.
See also cattywompus
Not built correctly, crooked, skewed, out of balance.
This term is common in the Appalachian region of North America.
See also cattywompus
by Pomp_Greaseball July 7, 2014
Get the Sigogglinmug. Ranger Reid and Tonto probably remained in good health from both being outdoors in the fresh air and sunshine most of the time and apparently abstaining from any harmful substances like alcohol or tobacco, and so conceivably they would never have been in a position to call each other "chemosabe".
by QuacksO July 11, 2023
Get the chemosabemug. lisa: hey guess what?
joe: what?
lisa: i'm a member of the kakistocracy!
joe: that's not a good thing.
lisa: ...
joe: this explains why you failed preschool.
joe: what?
lisa: i'm a member of the kakistocracy!
joe: that's not a good thing.
lisa: ...
joe: this explains why you failed preschool.
by letsgetrealdefinitions May 10, 2019
Get the kakistocracymug. by Jerald the Horse February 12, 2020
Get the Depresso Espressomug.