Hate-like

When you like something on a social network site (such as Facebook) in a sarcastic way. Generally something you don't like at all and the other person has no idea.
CP: "Hanging out with my best friend Heather at the mall"

Ugh, Heather is such a bitch. Definitely going to hate-like that status.
by bostonbarb September 21, 2011
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Trend Bomber

When someone tries to become apart of a trend that they do not belong in. Posing to apart of a cultural trend that they have no business being apart of.
A 90 year old woman who shops at forever 21 is a trend bomber.
by K-Chillr August 17, 2015
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Crash Your Squad

When someone is new, or hasn't found their group yet, a group lets them hang with them until they make friends.
New Kid: Hey can I hang with you guys?

Squad Leader: Sure, and we made plans for later if you wanna hang
New Kid: Thanks for letting me crash your squad, dude.
by bæAndsquadOnfleek August 18, 2015
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Drain the Poison

An idiom for masturbation. Typically used for males who are "backed up" that can't get their mind off of sex and therefore cannot focus.
Dude I can't think straight right now, all these females in leggings are messing with my head. I need to go home and drain the poison".
by joedrums August 18, 2015
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lactcident

Accidental explosive diarrhea caused by consuming a dairy product by a lactose intolerant person.
- Yo Bob, where did you go? We searched everywhere for you at the party.
- I had to change my pants man, had a little lactcident after downing two White Russians.
by WordWhiz August 18, 2015
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Help a tree grow

Person that pisses on a tree because there is no bathroom around and tries to act like it is benefiting the earth
Friend 1: Yo, I need to help a tree grow
Friend 2: That sounds like a nice thing to do
Friend 1: Yup!
by Kesh123 August 19, 2015
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Snapchat Slapped

"Snapchat Slapped" The act of waking a person up by slapping them in the face with your phone while taking a video using snapchat.
My coworkers a douche he snapchat slapped me while on break the other day.
by ricosuave August 18, 2015
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