Urban Dictionary

The philosophical thought exercise used by men and women, waiting for a text that states "If you turn your phone off the text is both received and not received untill you turn it back on and see". This thought exercise is exceptionally useful when you are waiting and obsessing over a text.

The genitals of a past significant other that after consideration and comparison are the ones you love the most

Lil Pump's favorite word. It has many meanings like getting money, get lit, turn up, or "let's get it"

When you're trying to make a conversation with a girl/guy you met recently, either A) online B) via text message or C) in person, and she/he responds to any of your questions with blank stares, one letter text messages using the words: oh, cool, or nice, or nothing at all until you have to try to change the subject.

brain spurs. noun. a medical term referring to fatty growths in the cerebral cortex causing difficulty speaking, limited vocabulary, lying, laziness caused by being born rich

to be passively aggressive towards someone

The loss of feeling in the legs due to prolonged smartphone use whilst sitting down, in particular on the toilet.