Trump-years

An inverse analogue to "dog-years," in which a dog is said to age seven years for every human year (which pre-Trump was the saddest of time warps known).

Now, "Trump-years" defines the human experience of aging one full human year (with all the ignominies that accompany aging) for every one month that that man is in office.
"My God, I've gone grey in just these three+ months, but of course, I am aging in Trump-years. By the time we get him out in 2020 I will be over one hundred Trump-years-old! "
by SAJESQNYC April 26, 2017
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Trump AF

Basically, doing or saying any of the horrible things that Trump would do.
"Let's have a party, but not invite any minorities."
"Dude, no. That's Trump AF! "
by JJ1982 November 23, 2016
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paris pullout

When you are having really great sex with the woman of your dreams, but decide at the last minute to pull out and go jerk off with your tiny little hands and shoot your dusty, clumpy load onto an American flag instead, to make sure no one else has as awesome and huge orgasm as you.
Everyone at the orgy was having a great time, till Donny decided to do a paris pullout.
by Leth28 June 02, 2017
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danananana batman

The theme song or opening of the old school version, of batman. it mainy appears when batman suddenly jumps out of no where and then the theme song plays. this song is a trademark of the popular series, ''Batman.''
Music: danananananananaaana
People:BATMAN!
(Batman Appears)
danananana batman
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Gronking

Violently spiking an object (most common is a football) to the ground in celebration.
Gronking a department store mannequin leg.
by NUChickens December 17, 2011
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Fart of deception

This phrase describes the scenario of when you randomly smell something tasty cooking somewhere, and when you look around yourself to determine where the food is at you realise the only place for the smell to have come from was someones asshole.
Jenny and james ate curry for dinner and the next night are watching a movie.

James asks jenny if she has got the leftovers in the microwave because its smells as good as yesterday.
Jenny says no with a dirty grin and james realises he was fooled by the fart of deception.
by rapunzabel April 06, 2017
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Meat umbrella

When you push all the meat onto the bottom of the chicken wing
Dude I am going to turn this wing into a meat umbrella so I don't get my hands dirty
by Potatosrus234 March 18, 2017
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