The state of ignorance towards popular internet memes; the description of a person who does not recognise 90% of internet jokes. origins: internet + naive
by lavander fuck boy August 15, 2017

Equivalent to Fem. "Maiden Name " When a man changes his name to match that of his partner, his former surname is his "Bachelor Name "
by F5Bobcat August 9, 2017

by Mandyjane August 9, 2017

Freaky paragraphs is when you ask your bf/gf write sexy shit to you about what they want to do to you
by Dark side August 9, 2017

1) I gotta go. John is sleepwaiting for me in the other room.
2) Jane alway makes me sleepwait. How long does it take to get ready for bed?
3) John: wyd?
Jane: sleepwaiting til my bf gets here
2) Jane alway makes me sleepwait. How long does it take to get ready for bed?
3) John: wyd?
Jane: sleepwaiting til my bf gets here
by TeaInTheMoment August 9, 2017

Upperwear is the wardrobe you create when you work on line or on TV and are only 'seen' from the waist up.
During video calls and meetings she wore professional looking Upperwear, such as blazers with pearls, while at the same wearing jogging pants.
by julietis August 4, 2017

Hyperbole taken to its absolute, laughably untrue extreme. Often utilized to unintentionally ridiculous effect by obnoxious morons.
by Just Another Ghost Writer August 9, 2017
