Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

To perform Matrix-moves, in ways similar to Neo.

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

A casual invitation / threat used by an individual that is not afraid of fucking someone up.

'''Tuchas-''' This Jewish slang word refers to the ever expanding rear end. It is known that many Jewish women have a large tuches and large chest. This is particularly true after the Jewish holidays due to great Jewish cooking. It can also be defined as the Jewish cushioning device.

Doing anything but that which you are supposed to be doing during a specific time frame.

E.G Pretending to do something for which you are being payed for, such as a your job, but instead doing other things (like having a laugh, phoning your friends, hiding from your boss, surfing the internet, playing computer games, having a sly cigarette) that are totally unrelated or unconected to that which is within your job description.