A mother who is sanctimonious about her parenting choices. Looks down at and/or judges parents who don't make the same choices. A combination of the words "sanctimonious" and "mommy"

Tactical spooning is the militarised version of the civillian term spoon or spooning;

When applied to the military, the act of tactical spooning is not a romantic exchange, but rather an act of survival and the desire to stay warm in harsh environmental conditions. This protective posture can be utilised in either the sitting or laying position.

A bloviating, self appointed douche bag who thinks he/ she is an expert. They are usually an expert in brown nosing.

Talent for turning anything you touch to shit

While by law the U.S. is a republic, the government is actually a Corpocracy - democracy by the corporations. Corporations vote by paying politicians and political parties to put forward their agenda. The term is also endearing because of the similarity to the word "Hipocrisy".

Of, and, or relating to becoming angry before having sound reason to do so.

While playing the online game Wordle, when a friend, family member -- anyone, really -- guesses the day's word in fewer tries than you.