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text man

a man that you only text. you don't go on dates with them or hook up with them, just have casual conversations until one of you gets bored and ghosts.
'don't fuck your text man, he's just for texts'
'yeah, i have a few text men right now because i'm bored, but i don't actually want to date them'
by nrealok September 17, 2021
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second breakfast

invented by hobbits, second breakfast is breakfast all over again
We'll just have time for second breakfast before it's time to start cooking lunch.
by Sienna March 17, 2003
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munch

A low-pressure, social gathering at a restaurant or pub for people into BDSM. Particularly intended for people new to the scene who might be intimidated by a play party
Well, if you don't feel ready for a play party, drop by the munch next week and meet some people.
by Peter November 14, 2003
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Found Family

A trope common in fiction and fanfiction. It is the phenomenon where a group of people come to love each other like family, even through (and because) they aren't biologically related. The LGBTQ+ community in particular tends to favor this trope because it allows them to escape overbearing or harmful biological family.

Found families can be found in real-life as well, as close friend groups may feel closer to each other than to biological family.
Found Family is also known as Families of Choice.
I found a lovely found family fanfiction about my favorite characters!

The author won't acknowledge it, but these character dynamics scream found family.
by Lizbet February 6, 2021
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Douchergheist

(Noun) A spirit that embodies pure douche like behavior that can possess one or more people in an administrative setting.
"Gayrod used to be cool but he got possessed by the douchergheist and now is a complete tool."
by SaxeGotha June 26, 2014
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sweet nothing

a sweet nothing is a complementary statement with no real substance, usually whispered into the ear of a significant other.

Most likely invented by the French...
He whispered sweet nothings into her ear until she let him f'dunk her
by Spencer August 16, 2004
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splooting

When a dog lays of their stomach with their hind legs behind them. While this may seem trivial it is the most effective way, known by man, to assert dominance.
Dog: *Splooting*

Owner: *screaming and crying in the corner of a room to avoid interfering with the dogs raw energy*
by Owl of Dust December 9, 2019
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