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Fleece Quarter Zip

the peak of the fashion industry. mwuah.
person 1; damn, thats hot as fuck

person 2; nah, thats fleece quarter zip
by urbouluvsurman July 11, 2022
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Nalgón

Spanish slang, with a literal meaning of "large butt." Nalgón is masculine, nalgona is feminine. It refers to someone who is slow moving. It is often used by drivers when stuck behind such a person.
This nalgón in front of me in the Buick is going to make me late for my date! Oh, it's just some viejito. Figures.
by El Don Diguidi September 11, 2009
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Grippy Sock Jail

A common online name for a mental hospitals, often due to the fact that you get socks with grips on the bottoms instead of shoes.
“I had to go to grippy sock jail after I told my therapist about my mental stats.”
by MossyMoss January 25, 2021
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Wank battle

The act of messaging back and forth between two people, sending pictures of five people the other finds attractive while masturbating, until somebody ejaculates, winning the wank battle.
Dude, Kyle and I were wank battling last night for hours, and just when I thought it would be a draw he sent a picture of Jenna Jameson and I finished and won the wank battle.
by D10N_CB3 July 21, 2021
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Phonk

Phonk - originally known as Memphis rap from the 90s. Known for its Darkside hip hop sounds, and sinister lyrics.

Phonk has created multiple sub genres from the sounds, lyrics and beats originally produced. 808 cowbell is the most popular which was used in the song
Tommy Wright -meet your maker

Modern "phonk" can be divided into a few sub genres:

Phonk - any type of music that's of heavy influence of 90s memphis phonk

Drift phonk - drum and base fast pace beats with heavy use of the 808 cowbell

House phonk - 90s house music beats mixed with 90s Memphis rap beats and lyrics

Phonk much like all music has changed and divided its genres. Rock has indie rock. Techno has dubstep. Phonk has other phonk music...
What kind of Phonk do you listen to, drift phonk?
by innocuous July 13, 2023
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Floor lying down

Lay on the floor and relieve your anxiety, the floor is more comfortable than the actual furniture
“i be on the floor lying down during an existential crisis
by xioriz June 4, 2024
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zalgo text

Zalgo text is digital text that has been modified with combining characters (Unicode symbols that are generally used to stack diacritics above and below letters) to appear creepy or glitchy.

Named for a 2004 Internet creepypasta story that ascribes it to the influence of an eldritch deity, Zalgo text has become a significant component of many Internet memes, particularly in "surreal meme" culture. The format of Zalgo text also allows it to be used to halt or impair computer functions, whether intentionally or not. -Wikipedia
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by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021
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