Zombie Squad

A group of survival enthusiasts who educate non-aware individuals on the importance of personal preparedness and self-reliance in the event of a zombie outbreak, while increasing overall readiness and response to natural disasters and terrorist attacks.

The Zombie Squad accomplishes this through demonstrations of experience and technique in public seminars, charity work with various non-profit organizations, an online disaster preparation knowledge base and forum, and a specially designed non-stationary cadaver suppression task force.

You may not believe in zombies. But maybe you believe in blowing the shit out of that fucking thing trying to knaw on your bits and pieces. The Zombie Squad can help.

Zombie Squad by Valarius January 22, 2006

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Zombie Squad

A team of survival enthusiasts whos mission is to make sure you are prepared for any crisis situation that might come along in your daily life which may include having your face eaten.

"Zombie Squad is a group of elite individuals, who train vigorously to thwart the approaching zombie menace."

Zombie Squad by Rodney December 28, 2004

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Zombie Eradication Unguiferous Squad

Also known as Z.E.U.S.
Z.E.U.S was founded very recently in response to the impeding zombie apocalypse. Services include: ass kicking, slaying zombies, fortification, ass kicking, and more zombie killing.

911: This is 911 emergency, what service do you require?
Guy: OMG there's zombies everywhere, we're trapped on our roof, send help!!!
911: Stay calm sir, Zombie Eradication Unguiferous Squad has been dispatched.
Guy: We're saved!
...
5 min later
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Zombie Eradication Unguiferous Squad arrives on site.
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1 min later
...
Guy: 911? Hello? Me again, all the zombies are dead, we've been saved! Zombie Eradication Unguiferous Squad has done it again!

Guy1: Why is there a boot sticking out of that dead zombie's face?
Guy2: Zombie Eradication Unguiferous Squad was here, and one of them kicked it's ass so hard they lost their boot.
Guy1: o_O

Zombie Eradication Unguiferous Squad by tucsondog February 21, 2012

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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