When your sitting in a quite area and you can tell someone in the other room told a really good joke because you can hear them laughing so hard they start pounding on the table.
Tom: "Hey man did you find the answer to numbe......"
People in other room: "ah ha ha ha no fuckin' way ha ha ha ha ha hAAAAA!!!"
Daniel: "Wow those fuckers are really yucking it up in there aren't they"
Tom: "Yeah someone must of told a real knee slapper in there." "Good enough to keep us from working."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'