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You've Gotta Be F*cking Kidding Me
Richard: Dude I just Wrek'd your car
Robert: YGBFKM
YGBFKM by Sh*tsticks June 7, 2018
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You Gotta Be Fist Fucking Me

Yet a more vulgar, but none the less appropriate, expression of the phrase “Are you kidding me?”

Used when the recipient may mistake the rhetorical “Are you shitting me?” question as requiring an answer.

Generally reserved for situations in which the person uttering the phrase is completely discombobulated, or when flabbergasted due to the repeated demonstration of stupidity or ineptness by others.

Easily shortened to YGBFFM for texting purposes, or when uttering the phrase would have a negative impact to your HR file.
Coworker 1: “The IT department deleted all the files again.”
Coworker 2: “YGBFFM!”
YGBFFM by samuraistan November 16, 2011
You gotta be kidding me
chat dude 1: I saw 2pac at work today
chat dude 2: ygbkm!!!
chat dude 1: what!?
chat dude 2: for reals, you're kidding me!! HOAX!!!!
chat dude 1: wtf! we just had beer together last night...!?!
chat dude 2: OH shit in the shithole!!! my chocolate neighbour.
ygbkm by pseudoman53 December 18, 2012
Email abbreviation for "You've got to be fucking kidding me". Often used by Navy types as a show of incredulity.
What? SuppO's serving beef yakisoba again? YGTBFKM!
YGTBFKM by King Neptune March 4, 2006
You called in sick two days in a row and now want to use comp time to go to the game today? YGBFSM
YGBFSM by byrddawg55 April 11, 2008
You've Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me, typically uttered in response to anything that is so totally stupid as to be unbelievable.

Note: often pronounced more rapidly as "YiGiTBiFKiM"
Seriously, Congress? You're going to reach an interim deal on the fiscal cliff for now, and then resolve it more permanently in a couple months? YGTBFKM!
ygtbfkm by DaddyG January 10, 2013
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
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