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1.
Japanese food. Grilled noodle.
Let's eat Japanese Yakisoba.
I cook Yakisoba at a party.
by Ramunenakayama November 28, 2007
 
2.
An old wooden ship from the Civil War ear
The south would have won the war, but they lacked enough yakisoba to overcome the north.
by C.M.F.S. December 16, 2010
 
3.
When a man sucks another man's penis, shoves his finger up the other man's anus and tells him to hold his nose and breath out of his mouth immediately after he has eaten hot noodles.
Damn that Lo Mein was good, how about a little yakisoba for dessert?
by maxim strain July 11, 2010
 
4.
Japaneese racal Slur. One who engages in sexual activities with animals daily.
Hey Bob, your a yakisoba.
by Smellybacon213 November 29, 2005