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yard farming 

An act of mischief in which you drive a vehicle through someone's yard in order to leave tracks or ruts. Best done during, or just after a good hard rain. The ultimate accomplishment is to back right up to the front door and "put the pedal to the medal" spraying mud and grass all over the front of the house.
Brian was talking smack today. But that's okay, we'll go yard farming at his house tonight. He'll learn not to run that mouth.
yard farming by MTS73 March 10, 2008
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yard farming 

What the globalist commie/socialist Sociopaths will do to America once we finish arming and teaching them.
Once we finish arming and training globalist pigs to destroy us, the yard farming begins.
yard farming by Hardly September 9, 2013
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