A short-hand way to write "what the fuck", a cross between "wtf" and "what the fuck". Bears slightly more emphasis than "wtf", while still being quick to type, and technically does not constitute swearing.

<Jim> I HAVE BUTTER ON MY FACE
<Sam> wtfux

wtfux by FancyGoat July 12, 2009

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WTFNSMB

WTFNSMB - What The Fuck Nigga Stole My Bike
Coming from, geek mmorpg "WTF" - what the fuck, and also famous "NSMB" - niga stole my bike, plainly smashed together. Used mostly for screwing out people who use acronyms too much.

P1: wtf omg n00b l33t hax0rz roflmao
P2: eh wtfnsmb?
P1: what !?!?!?!??!!?!??!?!!11oneoneeleven
P2: what the fuck nigga stole my bike !!!!hundredandeleven

WTFNSMB by Keniz April 7, 2008

WTFU

Acronym for "Wake the Fuck Up"

A Starbucks hidden menu item including a grande nitro cold brew with two added shots of espresso.
A 16 oz grande nitro cold brew contains 280 mg of caffeine, a shot of espresso contains 75 mg of caffeine.
Accounting for the 2 oz of lost cold brew, a WTFU contains a whopping 395 mg of caffeine!

I pulled an all nighter and I need to stay awake for my exam, I better go to Starbucks and get a WTFU.

WTFU by Sheff Ramsay February 9, 2020

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WTFUTYTT?

Who the fuck you think you talking to? Are you talking to me?

WTFUTYTT? I'm not some bitch who you just met.! Who do you think you are?

WTFUTYTT? by BayeJ July 4, 2018

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