wowester
wowester by dontlie222 December 2, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Wokester
An insult used to describe a person who gets easily outraged and professes a moral high ground over social justice issues.
Wokester by lulu kitty September 10, 2019
Related Words
wokester
An easily offended 20-something idiot who believes the word 'woke' legitimizes their self-centered view of the world. These individuals often lack skills in civil discourse, or an educated background in any subject they rant in.
Bob: Hey Jim, check out that San Francisco wokester blocking conservative speakers from voicing their 1st amendment rights in a civil, university sponsored debate.
Jim: Yeah, what a useless waste.
Jim: Yeah, what a useless waste.
Wokester
A person that lacks basic common sense and decision making skills. This person typically has a below average IQ and is best suited for working at a fast food chain or gas station.
Wokester by Aintgotnogasinit March 21, 2023
Wokester
Wokester by JeffersonWheelchair April 13, 2022
WoWsterbation
WoWsterbate: verb: to play World of Warcraft (WoW)
WoWsterbation: noun: the act of WoWsterbating
Usually these words are applied to people who play WoW excessively and to the exclusion of doing normal activities, especially if the person is addicted. This can lead to WoWjaculation.
WoWsterbation: noun: the act of WoWsterbating
Usually these words are applied to people who play WoW excessively and to the exclusion of doing normal activities, especially if the person is addicted. This can lead to WoWjaculation.
Hey, stop WoWsterbating and come to the party with your friends.
Oh, hey that guy's a WoWsterbation addict, maybe we should stay away.
Oh, hey that guy's a WoWsterbation addict, maybe we should stay away.
WoWsterbation by Kent M January 31, 2008
wowsterbate
Instead of study for a math test, jimmy decided to wowsterbate for the rest of the evening. Due to his wowsterbation habits, jimmy failed.
wowsterbate by m0nk3yb0y December 29, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.