5 definitions by JeffersonWheelchair

small business tyrant

Anyone who owns a small business and profits from the stolen surplus value generated by their workers. Often self-identify as "job creators" but they're actually parasites.

Yeah, Rob Conroy owns a bunch of slum restaurants, he's a small business tyrant.

by JeffersonWheelchair July 4, 2023

Wokester

A self-righteous person who prefers form over substance. Often a moron and always a pussy.

Tyler Theythem is an incorrigible wokester.

by JeffersonWheelchair April 13, 2022

International Talk Like A Pirate Day

It's a day in September in which people are encouraged to act like the gayest assholes in the fucking world.

Oh boy, I can't wait to celebrate International Talk Like A Pirate Day with my tiny, tiny penis!!!

by JeffersonWheelchair May 7, 2022

Faggot

A musician and author named Raphael Morales who prefers to be called a faggot at all times.

Isn't he that faggot who self published a book about extremely naked men? Cool!

by JeffersonWheelchair March 11, 2023

The Black Book of Communism

A dubious hodgepodge of dishonesty and Nazi sympathy that tends to be the touchstone of libertarian cranks, shitlibs and Jordan Peterson dorks the world over. The bellwether for figuring out if someone is an apple polisher or bootlicker.

Imbecile: Communism killed 100 million people, I read it in the Black Book of Communism.
Me: You actually watched a PragerU video on YouTube and your penis is very, very small.

by JeffersonWheelchair April 17, 2022