wonkery

Engineering for the sake of engineering.

Backbone.js can seem like pure wonkery, but it supplements the development of client side apps simply.

wonkery by inreflection February 17, 2013

Willy Wonkered 

Being completely legless as a result of too much alcohol consumption (preferably whilst dressed as Willy Wonker).

Man, did you see Gareth last night at the party? He was Willy Wonkered!

Willy Wonkered by T Yo February 22, 2009

Performative wokery 

The act of claiming offence on behalf of a third party, without any discrimination for context, intent or reasoning. Used affirmatively by young or naive social warriors, who believe any loud noise they make brings attention that helps their cause. Used disparagingly by experienced social warriors with experience actually inciting change, who know that shouting at strangers mostly undermines the cause's legitimacy and attracts the wrong sort of attention.

Have you seen Jack's twitter where he picks fights with celebrities? I know he's trying to be on our side but his performative wokery is starting to put everything we stand for at risk.

Performative wokery by User1040goodbuddy December 22, 2019

wonkey noodle 

Slang for flacid male penis, usually due to drinking too much whiskey.

"Dude, did you hear? Baber got wonkey noodle after that party last night and his wife kicked him out!"

wonkey noodle by Mead Bayer November 5, 2006

wankery 

1. Adjective describing that which has the properies of a wanker.

2. Adjective describing something that has pretentions of being really serious and important, but is really just a bunch of bullshit.

3. Abstract noun referring to the property of being totally fucking retarded.

"I'm sick of all these wankery Star Wars assholes trying to tell me George Lucas is a genius."

"This place reeks of wankery."

wankery by Jonbron May 30, 2005

Wonkey Eye

when someone smiles and one eye is incredibly and noticably bigger than the other.

Katie's wonkey eye is off the hook.

Wonkey Eye by Pete Shmooterson May 21, 2007

Willy Wonkered 

To get extremely drunk, similar to "wasted" or "pissed".

Mike, I was totally willy wonkered last night!

Willy Wonkered by MikeStoke April 2, 2011