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An adolescent male slang term for a penis, popular in the rural south in the 1980s. Esp. used at summer camp.
Dude, close your tent flaps when you are changing, everybody can see your pitifully small wonkey.
by wonkey monkey October 12, 2007
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Wonkey is a adjective used to describe someone who is offkey.
Wonkey might mean you are a homosexual, dress funny, act in a unexplainable way or generally seem messed up.
Did you see that dude in skinny jeans with a tight top? "yeah he looks completely wonkey"

Why is that guy talking to that hideous female? "I dunno he must be wonkey"

Why would they do that? "Because they are all wonkey"
by Dragz600 October 26, 2011
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indiscribable word used to describe someone that you dont have a good enough insult for. NOT to be confused with honky for it is not a racial slur of any sort, just a stupid word. can be used as a noun or adjective.

created by me and a friend being stupid at work.
"your such a wonkey"
"look at those wonkey dancers with their wonkey ways"
by whitey138 January 17, 2005
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A wanker.

From the following joke:
What do you call a donkey with three legs?
- A wonkey.
You are such a wonkey.
by moosy October 30, 2006
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wonkey is a word play on the words 'wonky' and 'one key'.
'wonky' refering to a type/genre of music and 'one key' refers to the drug culture that goes hand in hand with it.
a key can be used to deliver drugs straight from the bag to the nose = one key
wonkey is the name of night currently running from birmingham every last friday of the month.specialising in only the freshest and most upfront Dirty, Wonkey, Jackin, Fidget, Big Beat, Electro house there is!
"are you coming to wonkey tonight?"
by willy wonkey February 23, 2008
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dude that wonkey eats glue!
by jeche December 15, 2007
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An InvisionFree forum bug where the first post of each page is invisible until the second post is made. Usually only happens in large topics.
Heh, you got hit by the wonkey dude!
by Jarmatus June 13, 2008
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