*whathefuck* 

used during silent football

*whathefuck* (it is mouthed silently)

*whathefuck* by tHom December 21, 2003

Whatthefuckitude 

A measure of outrageousness in situations, people, actions or locations that are far beyond the norm, causing people to exclaim "What the fuck!?"

The remake of the movie Footloose into a film about country music has reached a new level in Whatthefuckitude.

Whatthefuckitude by BondDave September 28, 2011

Whatthefuckistan 

A term used to describe an obscure country in any part of the world.

Bill just got back from a trip to Whatthefuckistan. Supposedly, he was teaching English to the little Whatthefuckistani boys and girls.

Why does the War on Terror skip over all the fun countries? All we do is hit Whatthefuckistan and Whatthefuckistan, Jr. Ugh!

Whatthefuckistan by American Idget June 10, 2010

whatthefuckaphobia 

Fear that everything doesn't make sense anymore & not knowing what's gonna happen next.

Billy's so upset since this stoopid kung-flu crap came out, he's got whatthefuckaphobia.

whatthefuckaphobia by I am el fartismo September 15, 2020

whatthefuckever 

Shouted, (usually while interrupting someone mid-sentence), when you firmly believe you are right, period, regardless if you really are or not, and have run out of ways to argue your point. Also said as a means to shut the preverbial door in the other person's stupid face.

"Dude, I'm telling you, raisins are just dried grapes."

"Nuh-uh, they grow on trees, jerkface."

"Let me show you a gr-"

"-Whatthefuckever!"

whatthefuckever by Amanda, Evansville, IN October 8, 2009

whalefuck 

intercourse with a woman who is VERY fat. Lumps and bulges of fat all over her body. Not to be confused with a sealfuck

That Lucinda is a real great whalefuck but I wouldn't want to be seen with her on the street before or after

whalefuck by Jake January 20, 2004

Whitefucked 

(adj.) A state of being in which the essence, character, or originality of a given person, place, or thing degenerates into a cookie-cutter, shopping mall version of itself.

Man, pop music was revolutionary in the Beatles' time, but with Bieber and Miley running around you can see it's been totally whitefucked.

Whitefucked by Freakle September 7, 2016