5 definitions by I am el fartismo

lesbotorium

Sororities... where lesbians are created by older lesbo's getting their "licks" in.

Yeah, my sister went straight to that college & came out super "Butch". It's a real lesbotorium....

by I am el fartismo September 10, 2023

Regret suffered after you realize you were going to do something but you took too long & someone else had to do it for you.

I wuzgonna now the yard but my giveashit was broken, so my wife who worked all day...had to mow it in the dark.

by I am el fartismo September 15, 2020

In an effort to poke fun at political correctness.

Urologically disinclinated is a smart-assed way to say pissed off !

The H R witch spouts new rules to keep our lousy fukking jobs ...so I say, ah jeez ...something else to be urologically disinclinated about.

by I am el fartismo September 5, 2021

I was asked if I saw the mask required sign before I entered the store. I replied...I'm sorry, I'm excrementally indifferent.

Fear that everything doesn't make sense anymore & not knowing what's gonna happen next.

Billy's so upset since this stoopid kung-flu crap came out, he's got whatthefuckaphobia.

by I am el fartismo September 15, 2020