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A portmanteau of Ustad + Retard

See pester (religious or spiritual fake guru/furu)
Here's a top 10 red flags if you hear the ustard preaching (if s/he has minimum one of these red flags, it means s/he's a ustard):
1. They teach you "Prosperity Theology", "Hypergrace", or any similar theology
2. They're so bigoted and racist as fuck: They think other religion/spirituality beliefs, lukewarm believer, non-believer, romance and sex, LGBTIQ++++, or anything against their religious or spiritual value are evil and must go to hell. AND THEY HAVE A BALL TO PREACH THEIR BIGOTRY AND RACISM PUBLICLY, EITHER IN FRONT OF THEIR FOLLOWERS/CONGREGATION OR THROUGH SOCIAL MEDIA.
3. Because of Point #2, they're responsible to create moral panic and racism everywhere
4. They're hypocrite
5. They're trying to shut down any critical thinking
6. They're cult leader, not a religious preacher or spiritual teacher (but they claim if they're religious preacher or spiritual teacher)
7. They're cherrypicking the Scripture (or any religious/spiritual books) and interpret it whatever they wish instead of telling the truth
8. They've a hedonistic living (just like secular fake gurus)
9. They're charlatan smart-ass (just like secular fake gurus)
10. They don't give a single shit about you, they just want your money and your attachment
ustard by Sir. B February 1, 2021
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verb- the act of making something worse in an inept attempt to make it better, usually by adding unnecessary, useless, and/or ridiculous elements
Jim's $500 Honda station wagon was uptarded when he added the whale-tail spoiler.
uptard by ChinkJew May 15, 2005
Related Words
ustard • Utard • Uptarded • Uptard • Ustaad • UDtard • untard • Untarded • ugtard • Umtard
A person who "reinvents the wheel" by posting non-slang, Wikipedia-like (or Dictionary.com) definitions to Urban Dictionary. Come on sheeple, awaken and get a clue!

Urban Dictionary is supposed to be a place where slang, coined words, ghetto slang (ebonics), teenspeak, regional colloquialisms and other neologisms are defined for the benefit of others (preferably with some wit and humor).

Abbreviations and acronyms of non-slang words/terms are also acceptable as long as they are briefly defined (and don't then morph into an encyclopedic reference).
Contrasting examples:

MISOGYNIST (UDtard definition): A woman hater.

MISOGYNIST (slang definition): A man who wins an argument with a feminist.

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RACIST (UDtard definition): Someone who feels racially superior, and exercises prejudice or negative attitudes towards people of a different skin color.

RACIST (slang definition): A statement of surrender during an argument.

When two people are engaged in an acrimonious debate, the one that first says "Racist!" has conceded defeat. Synonymous with saying "Resign" during a chess game.

"Racist" acquired this new meaning when debaters (predictably) used the term as an argument of last resort. (They couldn't prevail against logic, truth, and common sense, so they played the race card to try and eek out a victory).

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CLOWN (UDtard definition): a circus performer known for their comic antics, exaggerated physical features, brightly colored costumes, and heavy use of stage make-up.

CLOWN (slang definitions): 1. A person who is humorous without intention, therefore is a dumb mutha.

2. A girl who covers herself in so much makeup, the true flesh of her face is difficult or impossible to see.

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Do you see the difference in these examples??? UD is for entertainment, so keep that in mind as you add words in the future--no more boring, unimaginative stuff! You're dismissed.
UDtard by One Stark Reality May 11, 2009

utardation 

A derivitave of Utard, kind of like retardation, but applies to the status quo.

Also applicable: utardism (what happens to children who grow up in utah) and utarded (when all hope is lost of them ever becoming normal or intelligent).
Utardation is rampant here.
utardation by RCL84770 December 12, 2008
combines the words "Utah" and "Retard"

Someone from Utah.
These utards don't even serve catsup, they only have fry sauce.
Utard by jackie July 1, 2003
n. A person who has upgraded their status to normal from being a retard.

adj. The process of changing from bieng a retard to being normal.
n. That guy use to be in the retard class but now he is in our class, he must be an untard.

adj. That guy must have untarded himself.
untard by Bladen June 23, 2003
Power Star "Pawan Kalyan" is also known as Ustaad of Tollywood Flim Industry. Creating Record's Since Career starting, being a trendsetter for many , he became Ustaad and also it is praise sound which is used by all Hero Fans
Ustaad Pawan Kalyan is setting new trends as usual.
Ustaad by PSPK November 23, 2020
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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