Uberitis is a social disease that affects some of the stronger players in any Internet based massively multi-player game when the "uber" players begin to feel a sense of entitlement because of their high standing relative to their peers. This inflammation of the ego eventually leads to arrogance, elitism, and many other forms of socially destructive behavior.
After becoming ranked #1 on his server, SupaKilla soon lost all of his friends due to a rapidly developing case of uberitis.
The period of a person’s life when s/he is attending college or serving an apprenticeship. S/He cannot yet get a “real” job, and so drives for Uber to pay expenses.
I make good money as a doctor now but I was barely scraping by during my uberty.
A person who has tasted their own semen/sperm and has developed a hobby of storing vaginal hairs in vinegar to then suck on.
Person 1: Yo, have you seen MarcusMort?
Person 2: Nah bro, he's not coming to school today because he's known for being Ubexity.
Person 1: Thats crazy.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'