twoadin 

Used to describe putting two fingers into a girl's ass.

I gave that bitch the hardest twoadin she's ever had.

twoadin by G Murda August 4, 2007

Toadin 

just chillin tryin to eat some flies and fuck bitches

Ong im toadin in Louisville

Toadin by Snap-@scotttology August 20, 2020

Toading 

To engage in any form of sexual deviancy solely for the gratification produced by its level of perversion

Friend 1: Did Mike tell you about how Laura forcefully ate his ass after Taco Bell last night?
Friend 2: Oof! I knew that girl was into toading!
Friend 1: Lmao facts

Toading by Spewnicorn February 6, 2019

Troadin 

1. A word that is a good thing and a bad thing.

2. A dick sucker.

1. Hey michelle that be troadin!

2. Hey Mikaela that boy be troadin

Troadin by Troadin August 15, 2010

Twoaning 

The act of moaning, complaining and generally expressing ones unhappiness about life and it's problems using Twitter. It is also used to describe when someone uses Twitter to express their displeasure of a certain thing, rather than taking a stand and doing something about it.

'Why is Jack always twoaning about his life?'

Person 1: 'Why is Ellie posting about all her problems on Twitter?'
Person 2: 'She is totally twoaning for attention'

Twoaning by AshieDawg March 4, 2013

Toading 

A traditional summer evening sport in many areas of the Australian State of Queensland.

This involves hunting the Cane Toad, one of the most revolting and toxic animals God saw fit to create, and one that the inhabitants of Queensland have a distinct love/hate relationship with. Traditional implements used to hunt cane toads include cricket bats, football boots, and 5-irons and drivers. Home-made cannons, built from steam pipe and mounted on dead lawnmower chassis, have been known to be employed in some of Queensland's regional areas in toading, as well as SUVs.

All in all, an activity that individuals, groups and families can enjoy.

Hey, Headjob! We're going toading tonight! Want in?

Ah, looks like they're going toading. That, or it's some wierd form of cricket involving golf clubs.

Toading by RTM 1963 October 1, 2021

Toading 

When you wank someone off with the back of your leg, between the thigh and calf, whilst both reading a copy of Wind in the willows.

"Hey man, got a good toading last night" "Hope you had a good read of that son of a bitch too, good book!!"

Toading by Butt Chief. April 20, 2013