Twoaning 

The act of moaning, complaining and generally expressing ones unhappiness about life and it's problems using Twitter. It is also used to describe when someone uses Twitter to express their displeasure of a certain thing, rather than taking a stand and doing something about it.

'Why is Jack always twoaning about his life?'

Person 1: 'Why is Ellie posting about all her problems on Twitter?'
Person 2: 'She is totally twoaning for attention'

Twoaning by AshieDawg March 4, 2013

Toaning

When someone thinks theyre funny and makes jokes all the time but in reality, theyre not funny.

Dude you've got to be toaning me that was the worst joke ever

Toaning by Toan is a fucking fag April 30, 2011

Tweaning 

The act of reintroducing healthy foods to teenagers. Foods they would have been weaned on as a baby/toddler

Mother: I've just made our teenager eat cabbage.

Father: Ah, you mean we're going through the tweaning stage

Tweaning by Lady Ellester June 22, 2011